Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12704. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 82.82 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 12705. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 82.82 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 12706. | King (king_amongthepigs) | 82.82 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 12707. | Roli (rolikillerxd) | 82.81 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 12708. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 82.81 | 94% | 2025-03-06 |
| 12709. | reysette (reysettemart) | 82.80 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 12710. | Yoav (yoavjm) | 82.80 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12711. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 82.80 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12712. | trudes (trudb2) | 82.79 | 97% | 2025-11-02 |
| 12713. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 82.79 | 96.4% | 2023-07-26 |
| 12714. | pri0nis (pri0nis) | 82.79 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 12715. | Dominic (hobomonkey5) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 12716. | Zach (zach_08) | 82.79 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12717. | Banana (banankake) | 82.79 | 94.9% | 2023-12-09 |
| 12718. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 82.79 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 12719. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 82.79 | 98.1% | 2023-06-21 |
| 12720. | GeorgeTypesQuick (georgetyp... | 82.78 | 95.6% | 2024-12-18 |
| 12721. | david (davidkrlee) | 82.78 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 12722. | payn (paynnn_) | 82.78 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 12723. | Ryan (ry_bread) | 82.77 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 12724. | a (mechanicalboi) | 82.77 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 12725. | MeguminQT (leonathor) | 82.77 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 12726. | Patrick (sabo_99) | 82.77 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 12727. | tstats[yuzurihaa] (yuzurihaa) | 82.77 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| 12728. | poobastank (poobastank) | 82.76 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 12729. | Hannah (prinxess_h) | 82.76 | 96% | 2024-04-30 |
| 12730. | Haiman (h41man_01) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 12731. | nathan (nathanma) | 82.76 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12732. | Andi (andih) | 82.75 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 12733. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 82.75 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |