So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22971. | Aleksi (chingchongmypeenlong) | 63.71 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 22972. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 63.71 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 22973. | rat (rakend) | 63.71 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 22974. | Maurício (mv4rgas) | 63.71 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 22975. | Flip (flip) | 63.71 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 22976. | kian (aryanboy) | 63.71 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 22977. | ButterScotch (chalti_jaey_c... | 63.70 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 22978. | lynn (lynnsweetspineda) | 63.69 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 22979. | Adam (anold21) | 63.69 | 91% | 2014-02-10 |
| 22980. | Joe (blazing_55) | 63.69 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 22981. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 63.69 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
| 22982. | UnDeRateD (underfire) | 63.69 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| 22983. | Danny (spackers) | 63.69 | 96% | 2017-06-05 |
| 22984. | andrej (ninjasrnka) | 63.69 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 22985. | Debjyoti (dev_lee) | 63.69 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 22986. | boaz (boaz) | 63.69 | — | 2010-06-28 |
| 22987. | M (scottydelta) | 63.68 | 95% | 2022-10-13 |
| 22988. | Mahmoud (sayed1) | 63.68 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 22989. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 63.68 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 22990. | Dimas (geologist) | 63.68 | 88% | 2015-10-19 |
| 22991. | David (twistangst) | 63.68 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
| 22992. | momon (momon) | 63.68 | — | 2009-09-06 |
| 22993. | Maze (maze2215) | 63.68 | 88% | 2016-06-08 |
| 22994. | Dwika (wanaboed) | 63.68 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 22995. | asd (jam89) | 63.68 | 90% | 2014-10-13 |
| 22996. | montoto (montoto) | 63.68 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 22997. | Nam (woaikadien) | 63.68 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 22998. | Michael (somnial) | 63.68 | 95% | 2013-11-01 |
| 22999. | Caitlyn (cfrields17) | 63.68 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 23000. | Majorzakyo (majorzakyo) | 63.67 | 93% | 2015-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |