The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32041. | hannah (ksh8287) | 63.91 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 32042. | neruneko (neruneko) | 63.91 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 32043. | Rom (xfactor) | 63.91 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 32044. | Andy (andyoncolemak) | 63.90 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 32045. | noah (noah9) | 63.90 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 32046. | Punit (punitsubudhi) | 63.90 | 94% | 2022-09-23 |
| 32047. | jhan (jhanlourd) | 63.90 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 32048. | J (proxspray) | 63.90 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 32049. | John (acti0njacks0n) | 63.90 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 32050. | Kaushalya (krman) | 63.90 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 32051. | bui (btv1999vn) | 63.90 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 32052. | Doom (rideroftheli) | 63.90 | 91% | 2012-06-13 |
| 32053. | Nam (stephano) | 63.90 | 88% | 2013-02-20 |
| 32054. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 63.90 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 32055. | Hrant (hrant99) | 63.90 | 93% | 2015-12-11 |
| 32056. | Bjklue (bjklue) | 63.90 | 96% | 2015-03-29 |
| 32057. | Frosty_Speed (frosty_s_speed) | 63.89 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 32058. | Tsang (abccc) | 63.89 | 91% | 2015-10-29 |
| 32059. | Roy (pierce69) | 63.89 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 32060. | Geodude (geodude) | 63.89 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 32061. | law (ekimho) | 63.89 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 32062. | Kaley (kaley1) | 63.88 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 32063. | Nam (amon1111111) | 63.88 | 95.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 32064. | Michael (michaelcasely) | 63.88 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 32065. | hasretim (hasretim) | 63.88 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 32066. | narek (narekbb) | 63.87 | 94% | 2015-06-30 |
| 32067. | An (iaman) | 63.87 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 32068. | kman4157 (km4157) | 63.87 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 32069. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 63.87 | 97.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 32070. | Mahmoud (mahmoudalbadarin) | 63.87 | 94% | 2022-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |