I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9403. | mercy (mercy_13) | 87.36 | 98.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9404. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 87.36 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 9405. | Bart (madhavgoyal) | 87.36 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9406. | Peaky (x101) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9407. | Quinn (stenoracer) | 87.36 | 95% | 2020-03-01 |
| 9408. | Arun (arun808) | 87.36 | 97% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9409. | IceMaster (aistekas) | 87.35 | 96.8% | 2025-02-12 |
| 9410. | Vlad (lightxz) | 87.35 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9411. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 87.34 | 98.5% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9412. | allsbrook (allsbrook) | 87.34 | 97% | 2024-12-23 |
| 9413. | Arkham (arkrxn_) | 87.34 | 95.2% | 2024-06-20 |
| 9414. | kerp (kerp434) | 87.34 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9415. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9416. | Paul (pk234) | 87.34 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9417. | h3rcul35 =) (guyfromindia) | 87.33 | 97.1% | 2025-02-16 |
| 9418. | violinninja (violinninja) | 87.33 | 96% | 2025-01-02 |
| 9419. | Corey (genie336) | 87.32 | 96% | 2015-04-15 |
| 9420. | Erson (ecmacatangay) | 87.32 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9421. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 87.32 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 9422. | henpenben (henpenben) | 87.32 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9423. | Bloodplasma (bloodplasma) | 87.31 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 9424. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 87.31 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 9425. | abnf (abnf) | 87.31 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 9426. | Anders (ahg1) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 9427. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 87.31 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 9428. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 87.31 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 9429. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 87.30 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9430. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 87.30 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 9431. | Sinatec (ttv_sinatec) | 87.29 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 9432. | Aryan (strife05) | 87.29 | 97.8% | 2024-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |