The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18838. | (orderadchaos) | 73.31 | 94% | 2022-01-19 |
| 18839. | (wubz) | 73.31 | 92% | 2013-07-28 |
| 18840. | (haavga) | 73.30 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 18841. | (shneme01) | 73.30 | 93% | 2021-01-01 |
| 18842. | (shankyk) | 73.30 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
| 18843. | (manelvm) | 73.30 | 97% | 2015-02-10 |
| 18844. | (syoon4486) | 73.29 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 18845. | Brennan (bwellshi) | 73.29 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 18846. | (haeri) | 73.29 | 99% | 2013-08-05 |
| 18847. | (krevetko) | 73.29 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 18848. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 73.29 | 92% | 2014-08-21 |
| 18849. | (atallcostsky) | 73.29 | 97% | 2011-11-19 |
| 18850. | (mtatom) | 73.29 | 91% | 2014-01-20 |
| 18851. | (sanjaykpandit) | 73.28 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 18852. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 73.28 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 18853. | (danchrow) | 73.28 | 96% | 2016-08-04 |
| 18854. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 73.27 | 95% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18855. | Xix (xixx) | 73.27 | 93% | 2011-11-10 |
| 18856. | (flopasd) | 73.27 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 18857. | (truongchick) | 73.27 | 97% | 2012-02-17 |
| 18858. | Daniel (danrah) | 73.27 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 18859. | (black2dark1) | 73.27 | 93% | 2015-12-09 |
| 18860. | (shakman) | 73.27 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 18861. | psyche (psycheswirl8) | 73.27 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 18862. | (norther) | 73.27 | 95% | 2012-12-29 |
| 18863. | (dooona) | 73.27 | 93% | 2014-08-22 |
| 18864. | (arnellebalane) | 73.27 | 91% | 2015-05-01 |
| 18865. | (fonsie89) | 73.26 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 18866. | (pufferhaha123) | 73.26 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 18867. | (bloods33ker136) | 73.26 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |