As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3445. | Usaby Jus Jinni (usabyjusji... | 104.01 | 99% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3446. | Bijay (bijayadhikari) | 104.01 | 98.1% | 2024-12-14 |
| 3447. | Luke (lavedon) | 104.01 | 100% | 2015-10-09 |
| 3448. | Ross (trickydick6) | 104.01 | 99% | 2018-05-30 |
| 3449. | Joaquin (joaquint561) | 104.00 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3450. | Dre (goobird) | 104.00 | 97.9% | 2025-03-13 |
| 3451. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 104.00 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 3452. | Marm (slayerxy) | 104.00 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 3453. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 104.00 | 100% | 2017-05-21 |
| 3454. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 104.00 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
| 3455. | Danny (flowburst) | 103.99 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 3456. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
| 3457. | Michelle (michelleness) | 103.98 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 3458. | Frames (jjlinden) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 3459. | Scan (scherzo) | 103.98 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 3460. | Newly (newly) | 103.98 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
| 3461. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 103.97 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 3462. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 103.97 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 3463. | Clint (clint_kun) | 103.96 | 98% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3464. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 103.95 | 98.6% | 2024-02-08 |
| 3465. | Wave (waveclipping) | 103.95 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 3466. | Wesley (wesbot) | 103.95 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
| 3467. | Thady (thady) | 103.93 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3468. | Kenny (10chos) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 3469. | Cosmic (aji3) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 3470. | Quark (quarky) | 103.93 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
| 3471. | Vlenix (vlenix) | 103.92 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 3472. | Pabst (pabst) | 103.92 | 91% | 2016-12-29 |
| 3473. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 103.91 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
| 3474. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 103.91 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |