The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2679. | (janvincent31) | 62.62 | 93% | 2011-06-03 |
| 2680. | (aslka126) | 62.61 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2681. | (bluze) | 62.61 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 2682. | (lastdeath8) | 62.61 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 2683. | (30_wpm_avg) | 62.60 | 91% | 2017-05-03 |
| 2684. | (avinash17121995) | 62.60 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 2685. | (tamraincoat) | 62.60 | 91% | 2014-09-27 |
| 2686. | Zuly (mychem) | 62.60 | 94% | 2012-06-27 |
| 2687. | (huhuhn) | 62.60 | 91% | 2015-07-28 |
| 2688. | (heavy_weather) | 62.59 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2689. | (ctcngh) | 62.59 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
| 2690. | (tnt92fin) | 62.59 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2691. | (jaybatavia) | 62.59 | 94% | 2013-07-15 |
| 2692. | (im_eagle) | 62.58 | 100% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2693. | (kathirk) | 62.57 | 92% | 2013-08-23 |
| 2694. | (jebeidiah) | 62.57 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 2695. | (rawprawns) | 62.56 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 2696. | (generaldido) | 62.56 | 94% | 2014-10-18 |
| 2697. | (funky_koval) | 62.55 | 97.4% | 2025-04-25 |
| 2698. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 62.55 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 2699. | (y2zisme) | 62.55 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 2700. | (mirawa) | 62.55 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 2701. | (baldkid) | 62.55 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 2702. | Ai (aibah) | 62.54 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2703. | (tuan) | 62.54 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 2704. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 62.54 | 92% | 2017-02-12 |
| 2705. | (michael_j_g) | 62.53 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 2706. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 62.53 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 2707. | (barryall3n) | 62.52 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2708. | (aa7608327) | 62.52 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |