The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3975. | practice : ) (nt_nonquit) | 71.51 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3976. | HOMO-MOBILE (vermillionzephyr) | 71.51 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3977. | bikesha (bikesha) | 71.49 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3978. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 71.49 | 96% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3979. | Kyle (ktwo) | 71.48 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3980. | Colin (scolin) | 71.47 | 95% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3981. | Emily (em66) | 71.47 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 3982. | Cristan (cristang) | 71.45 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 3983. | Steven (stevie03) | 71.43 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3984. | colemak (colemak_struggler) | 71.43 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3985. | Ryan (ldcuber) | 71.43 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3986. | puin (puin) | 71.42 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 3987. | igs (x7041) | 71.41 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 3988. | florin (flor111n) | 71.41 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3989. | sk (skdreams) | 71.40 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 3990. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 71.39 | 98% | 2017-12-28 |
| 3991. | GemsXD (gemsxd) | 71.38 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3992. | Nixiuo (nixiuo) | 71.38 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 3993. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 71.38 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 3994. | Tarako (tarako003) | 71.37 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 3995. | Sam (mrspongex33) | 71.37 | 96% | 2017-11-25 |
| 3996. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 71.37 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3997. | Roune Pro (chamrouenkit) | 71.37 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3998. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 71.32 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 3999. | Greg (grrg) | 71.32 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4000. | Aether (aetherbane) | 71.31 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 4001. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 71.29 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 4002. | Alec (devulon) | 71.28 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 4003. | Sajal (sajald77) | 71.28 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4004. | H3rry (harry_101) | 71.28 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |