So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6259. | Dawid (dawwid) | 95.07 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 6260. | josh (joshtypes1) | 95.06 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6261. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 95.06 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6262. | Quang (zearf) | 95.06 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 6263. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 95.05 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6264. | lassiS (latez) | 95.05 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 6265. | Angel (field1) | 95.05 | 97% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6266. | lisa (pflanze) | 95.05 | 95% | 2014-05-06 |
| 6267. | clĂ©ment (clement) | 95.05 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 6268. | "A" (bluuuu) | 95.04 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6269. | garagdon (garagdon) | 95.04 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 6270. | Michael (mercury28) | 95.04 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6271. | Nick (njcanderson) | 95.03 | 94% | 2014-07-08 |
| 6272. | Darcy (mrdarcy1800) | 95.03 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
| 6273. | Ruben (rubenms) | 95.03 | 90% | 2012-11-28 |
| 6274. | Allan (ak01) | 95.03 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 6275. | Mollany (scarlet35) | 95.02 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 6276. | Evan (gemofevan) | 95.02 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
| 6277. | Shlock (shlockington) | 95.01 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6278. | Ghazanfer (ghazanfer) | 95.01 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 6279. | Dale (uruk003) | 95.01 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 6280. | dingdong (zuccandsucc) | 95.00 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 6281. | Oli (andvari) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 6282. | Kevin (kjang) | 95.00 | 99% | 2013-08-27 |
| 6283. | Lord (lordkail) | 95.00 | 95% | 2013-12-04 |
| 6284. | Liam (origma) | 95.00 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 6285. | Pond (coldshottt) | 94.99 | 92% | 2016-06-21 |
| 6286. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 94.99 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6287. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 94.99 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6288. | Neil (verty) | 94.99 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |