I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11876. | Louis (meenepo) | 84.62 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11877. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 84.62 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 11878. | akzhol (atomixa) | 84.62 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11879. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 84.61 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 11880. | Kiyo (kiiyyoo) | 84.61 | 97.2% | 2023-11-17 |
| 11881. | Jake (wavegamble) | 84.61 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11882. | Helix (last_in_kahoot) | 84.61 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11883. | 响Clicky响 (alfredtan1021) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11884. | Josh (debstep142) | 84.60 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 11885. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.60 | 96.6% | 2024-03-15 |
| 11886. | fapnguyen (fapnguyen) | 84.60 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 11887. | Milly (yllim) | 84.59 | 96.8% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11888. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 84.59 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 11889. | (altroq) | 84.58 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 11890. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 84.58 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
| 11891. | Anton (racketen) | 84.58 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 11892. | Evan (eausbrooks24) | 84.57 | 96% | 2024-07-22 |
| 11893. | Habeebo (habeebi156) | 84.57 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 11894. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 84.57 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 11895. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 84.57 | 97.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11896. | Shaun (devcomm) | 84.57 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 11897. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 84.57 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 11898. | Dean (geekdud1) | 84.57 | 92% | 2017-01-20 |
| 11899. | James (antrix) | 84.57 | 93% | 2017-03-25 |
| 11900. | Raddest (raddest) | 84.56 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 11901. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 84.56 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11902. | popsickles (popsickles) | 84.56 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11903. | DarkestBlade (darkestblade) | 84.55 | 97% | 2025-03-24 |
| 11904. | jjujjubar (jjujjubar) | 84.55 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 11905. | Regine (regineann) | 84.54 | 99% | 2022-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |