I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7221. | Eric (spcopsdelta) | 93.43 | 98% | 2015-07-20 |
| 7222. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 93.43 | 94% | 2015-11-04 |
| 7223. | Mark (markieisfast) | 93.42 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7224. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 93.42 | 96% | 2016-05-07 |
| 7225. | Notorious (neodivin) | 93.41 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 7226. | Shikhar (shikhar_tyagi) | 93.40 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7227. | katapi (catapie) | 93.40 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 7228. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 93.40 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 7229. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 93.40 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 7230. | Ali (alialialiali) | 93.40 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 7231. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 93.39 | 98.7% | 2023-08-09 |
| 7232. | McViq (mcviq) | 93.38 | 98% | 2025-05-16 |
| 7233. | sleepy (sleepy_tf) | 93.38 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 7234. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 93.38 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 7235. | Kanti (gunjique) | 93.38 | 95.4% | 2023-09-18 |
| 7236. | Andy (andyok) | 93.38 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
| 7237. | ogopogo (ogopogo) | 93.37 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 7238. | levi (leviathan_307) | 93.37 | 97.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7239. | Order (orderadchaos) | 93.37 | 97% | 2024-06-15 |
| 7240. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 93.37 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 7241. | Dean (geekdud1) | 93.37 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 7242. | qwerty (jowk) | 93.36 | 98% | 2025-08-13 |
| 7243. | Ben (izeben) | 93.36 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 7244. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 93.36 | 98% | 2015-04-26 |
| 7245. | Anders (andersg1) | 93.35 | 96.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 7246. | nigu : ( (ma_cklin) | 93.35 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 7247. | Ludo (ludobile) | 93.34 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 7248. | champanda (champanda) | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7249. | Max (sekuro) | 93.34 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 7250. | no (bruhwhyy) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |