So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9261. | rip reckful (wlwil) | 87.30 | 89% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9262. | G (looster) | 87.29 | 93% | 2015-06-09 |
| 9263. | Markus (twofx) | 87.29 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 9264. | Ryan (zeppelin) | 87.29 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 9265. | Boris (oipunk77) | 87.29 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 9266. | Grigori (danrosesax) | 87.29 | 90% | 2013-03-11 |
| 9267. | patrik (buffions) | 87.28 | 92% | 2012-12-30 |
| 9268. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 87.27 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9269. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 87.26 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 9270. | Micah (chaney34) | 87.26 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 9271. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 87.26 | 98% | 2016-10-30 |
| 9272. | Cyril (cyril715) | 87.25 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 9273. | Don (darkelf2000) | 87.25 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9274. | agyon (meikaina) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 9275. | JC (jcfermin) | 87.25 | 97% | 2014-12-28 |
| 9276. | Arturo (arturojreal) | 87.25 | 95% | 2015-12-10 |
| 9277. | tobs (todeps) | 87.23 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9278. | Janelle (xsoysauce501x) | 87.23 | 85% | 2013-08-29 |
| 9279. | Dean (geekdud1) | 87.23 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 9280. | InsightSC (theous) | 87.22 | 85% | 2014-12-25 |
| 9281. | raphael (cba601) | 87.22 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 9282. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 87.22 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 9283. | AMY (amy123) | 87.22 | 95% | 2013-09-19 |
| 9284. | Charles (charles_good) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 9285. | Alex (alexthegrand) | 87.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 9286. | Museum (museumguide) | 87.21 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 9287. | Zoaz (zoaz) | 87.21 | 95% | 2019-07-17 |
| 9288. | Take Em Back (thankful) | 87.21 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 9289. | Jordan (stumbledore) | 87.21 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| 9290. | Mike (akman) | 87.21 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |