I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11132. | uhhhhhhh (membrane_ripper) | 85.93 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 11133. | Kevin (pufferhaha123) | 85.93 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 11134. | Trisha (trighan1221) | 85.93 | 98% | 2017-02-16 |
| 11135. | Anchit (anchit) | 85.93 | 98.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11136. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 85.92 | 98.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 11137. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 85.92 | 96.6% | 2023-09-06 |
| 11138. | kentlim (lsk133) | 85.91 | 100% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11139. | Nate (blinky22) | 85.91 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11140. | Leon (tagats123) | 85.91 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 11141. | Carpal Tunnel is TMS! (qwer... | 85.90 | 97.7% | 2025-03-29 |
| 11142. | Hell (hellgee) | 85.90 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 11143. | Homer (cowmonger) | 85.90 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 11144. | Luciano (lucianosugiura) | 85.89 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11145. | JC (jollibeech) | 85.89 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11146. | Emmett (efitz216) | 85.88 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 11147. | Bryson (bryboi) | 85.88 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 11148. | A (gdup) | 85.87 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 11149. | Bob (bobstab) | 85.86 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 11150. | Xave (meowcat12) | 85.86 | 95.3% | 2024-09-13 |
| 11151. | Sameer (socoolsameer) | 85.86 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11152. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 85.86 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11153. | Praveen (praveen3791) | 85.86 | 98% | 2025-05-07 |
| 11154. | long (longbui123) | 85.85 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 11155. | Halston (hhartley2) | 85.85 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 11156. | Roman (the__one) | 85.85 | 98% | 2019-01-01 |
| 11157. | Tyler (egan314) | 85.84 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 11158. | Synth (quantum88) | 85.84 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 11159. | laezza (inimitabile) | 85.84 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11160. | Kevin (kevin_zhang) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11161. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 85.84 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |