And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13933. | Adam (schimoda) | 89.88 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13934. | Jyugen (jyugen) | 89.87 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 13935. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 89.87 | 99% | 2017-01-15 |
| 13936. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 89.87 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 13937. | Áron (junkpot) | 89.87 | 95% | 2015-08-17 |
| 13938. | kevin (thurst) | 89.87 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 13939. | 140 (140_wpm) | 89.87 | 97.5% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13940. | Mor (morti_20) | 89.86 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13941. | Alex (nobrakes58) | 89.86 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 13942. | Tesseract (tesseractcat) | 89.86 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 13943. | ^-^ (monte123) | 89.86 | 95% | 2016-06-05 |
| 13944. | Shubby (shubby) | 89.86 | 94% | 2016-04-16 |
| 13945. | (spudvorak) | 89.86 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13946. | Emile (hemile) | 89.86 | 98% | 2015-09-05 |
| 13947. | atef (atef_7534) | 89.85 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13948. | Andrea (patelliandrea) | 89.85 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
| 13949. | Yaseen (bananabeast) | 89.84 | 94% | 2019-04-20 |
| 13950. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 89.84 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 13951. | Robert (r_miller3) | 89.84 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13952. | mzjz (mzjz) | 89.84 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 13953. | kenneth (zanekao) | 89.84 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 13954. | grace (gcm02) | 89.84 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 13955. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 89.82 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 13956. | blast (blastoff15) | 89.82 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 13957. | Minh (sep_complex) | 89.82 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 13958. | opp (opp12w) | 89.82 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 13959. | Shinji (nagkagrabe7) | 89.81 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13960. | god (god_is_here) | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13961. | Derrick (mamba98) | 89.81 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13962. | Jared (buckdancer) | 89.81 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |