And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11344. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11345. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 94.85 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11346. | k00lperson (k00lperson) | 94.84 | 93% | 2011-11-09 |
| 11347. | Justin (justintimehere) | 94.83 | 99% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11348. | touch me (sertouchme) | 94.83 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11349. | Mantis (mantisplays) | 94.83 | 96.8% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11350. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 94.83 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11351. | Alo (alosarv) | 94.83 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 11352. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 94.83 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 11353. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 11354. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 94.81 | 94% | 2013-07-03 |
| 11355. | ok (herbaltea) | 94.80 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 11356. | Brian (heykilroy) | 94.80 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 11357. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 94.80 | 97.7% | 2023-06-28 |
| 11358. | The (thedecider) | 94.80 | 99% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11359. | Werle (werle) | 94.80 | 91% | 2012-09-26 |
| 11360. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 94.79 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 11361. | R (magyke) | 94.79 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 11362. | Troels (duckzern) | 94.79 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 11363. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 94.79 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 11364. | Stephen (silos911) | 94.79 | 98% | 2013-02-19 |
| 11365. | Deflay (deflay) | 94.78 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11366. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 94.77 | 97.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 11367. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 94.77 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 11368. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 94.77 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
| 11369. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 94.76 | 95% | 2018-11-15 |
| 11370. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 94.76 | 95% | 2012-11-13 |
| 11371. | ayytimbo (ayytimbo) | 94.75 | 98% | 2019-10-25 |
| 11372. | Kirsten (kpaisley) | 94.75 | 97% | 2014-05-27 |
| 11373. | cycadz (cycadz03) | 94.75 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |