I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11361. | xdm (cbk808) | 86.34 | 100% | 2022-07-26 |
| 11362. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 86.34 | 99% | 2020-02-14 |
| 11363. | fat bunny (littlemanbigboy) | 86.34 | 98% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11364. | UglyMan1000 (uglyman1000) | 86.33 | 98% | 2025-09-06 |
| 11365. | Stewart (stewieplayz) | 86.33 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 11366. | Bobby (bmahalik11) | 86.33 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 11367. | David (dzhang2) | 86.33 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 11368. | Stephen (steviewonders) | 86.33 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 11369. | Tim (tim_han1234) | 86.33 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11370. | RippingJuicyFARTS (rippin_f... | 86.32 | 96.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11371. | Out (outlassn) | 86.32 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 11372. | lonald (lonald) | 86.32 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 11373. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 86.31 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 11374. | Wassi (wasiio) | 86.31 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 11375. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 86.31 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 11376. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 86.31 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 11377. | Sudi (sudiology) | 86.30 | 99% | 2024-06-20 |
| 11378. | generaleoley (generaleoley) | 86.30 | 96.4% | 2023-06-19 |
| 11379. | Poscow (poscow) | 86.30 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 11380. | Grant (gbuff) | 86.30 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 11381. | Michael (whale_lord) | 86.30 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11382. | Nick (nickus7) | 86.30 | 92% | 2017-05-22 |
| 11383. | Ariya (ariyapatel) | 86.29 | 95.3% | 2024-02-25 |
| 11384. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 86.29 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 11385. | DSIG (moltenmango) | 86.29 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 11386. | Micah (micahfriesen) | 86.29 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11387. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 86.29 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 11388. | Raahil (ravana09) | 86.29 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 11389. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 86.29 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 11390. | Stan (bananaftw) | 86.29 | 96% | 2017-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |