I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17469. | Andre (andrezamudio) | 65.57 | 97% | 2024-11-14 |
| 17470. | wizard (wizardkestrel) | 65.57 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 17471. | Chetan (chetan_7330) | 65.57 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 17472. | K (yoloshima) | 65.57 | 94% | 2021-01-16 |
| 17473. | nikolas (mcniggo) | 65.57 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 17474. | canmakeawomancomeintwosecon... | 65.56 | 95% | 2025-04-15 |
| 17475. | The don (photondestroyer) | 65.56 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 17476. | tstats[dino13581234] (dino1... | 65.56 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 17477. | Jeff (womball) | 65.56 | 94% | 2022-08-02 |
| 17478. | Joshin (joshin_cr) | 65.55 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 17479. | Zias (zias) | 65.55 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 17480. | Ari (arikarchmer) | 65.55 | 94% | 2019-11-04 |
| 17481. | PooPooPeePeeMan (willseff) | 65.55 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 17482. | Elen (eliivapuu) | 65.55 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17483. | Fawreez (fawreez) | 65.55 | 97.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17484. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 65.55 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 17485. | gbl_ (gbl_) | 65.54 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
| 17486. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 65.54 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 17487. | Mo (unlucky_memer) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 17488. | Nils (nil0y) | 65.53 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 17489. | David (bpsccheney) | 65.53 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 17490. | Pix (pixxx) | 65.52 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 17491. | ... (zviki) | 65.52 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17492. | me (plnep) | 65.52 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 17493. | Daniel (slowpoke2341) | 65.51 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 17494. | Abdullah (abd0ll215) | 65.51 | 99.4% | 2021-03-01 |
| 17495. | Zhijian (zliangal) | 65.50 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 17496. | Opu (samops) | 65.50 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 17497. | Ryan (reevez_) | 65.50 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17498. | Dylan (dangerdolan_) | 65.50 | 95% | 2019-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |