The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13337. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 83.08 | 93% | 2015-05-10 |
| 13338. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 83.08 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13339. | zyoda (zyoda) | 83.08 | 94% | 2013-10-26 |
| 13340. | Brian (kellogg87) | 83.08 | 97% | 2013-02-08 |
| 13341. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 83.08 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 13342. | Shreebatsa (dr_bats) | 83.07 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 13343. | Matt (mattseid1) | 83.07 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13344. | sim (simsung) | 83.07 | 92% | 2014-03-08 |
| 13345. | Regalion (regalion) | 83.07 | 96% | 2015-08-31 |
| 13346. | Dal (dalfield) | 83.07 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 13347. | Hollow (massivenobody) | 83.06 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 13348. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 83.06 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 13349. | Dave (bejadabe) | 83.06 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 13350. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 83.06 | 97% | 2017-08-06 |
| 13351. | Ryan (draztica) | 83.06 | 91% | 2016-01-16 |
| 13352. | Sam (busiclucho) | 83.06 | 98% | 2018-10-08 |
| 13353. | Gavril (gavrilmikhailov) | 83.05 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 13354. | 𝙡̲𝙞̲𝙗̲𝙧̲... | 83.05 | 94% | 2016-08-27 |
| 13355. | Mae (deceam) | 83.05 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 13356. | Vikas (vikasdhr) | 83.05 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 13357. | Chris (vchris123) | 83.05 | 99% | 2013-01-21 |
| 13358. | SauceyRed (redangel09) | 83.05 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 13359. | tuffghost (namtap) | 83.05 | 98% | 2015-08-20 |
| 13360. | randomyr (randomyr) | 83.04 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 13361. | Bálint (diabolokiller) | 83.04 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 13362. | Yosi (yosi) | 83.04 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 13363. | John (johnsmp) | 83.03 | 92% | 2017-01-09 |
| 13364. | Tapioca (davidararipe) | 83.03 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 13365. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 83.03 | 97.9% | 2023-08-23 |
| 13366. | marius (maruf) | 83.03 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |