The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2823. | Nisan (thevidya) | 62.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 2824. | Nguyen (ntnghiabk) | 62.35 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 2825. | H (hdawg187) | 62.35 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 2826. | Deus (deus) | 62.35 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 2827. | godskook (godskook) | 62.34 | 95% | 2015-05-05 |
| 2828. | tourist (amey_9) | 62.34 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 2829. | dor (superod) | 62.34 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 2830. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 62.34 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2831. | Boss (bigmeech11) | 62.34 | 97% | 2011-12-03 |
| 2832. | ajith (aji2308) | 62.34 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| 2833. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 62.33 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 2834. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 62.33 | 96% | 2015-11-22 |
| 2835. | pea (pbarakat) | 62.33 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
| 2836. | Mary (maryjiao) | 62.33 | 98% | 2014-01-26 |
| 2837. | David (gamer50519) | 62.33 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
| 2838. | Michaella (bubbaandcasey) | 62.33 | 97% | 2011-12-28 |
| 2839. | Gavin (gavin) | 62.32 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 2840. | fred (fredke) | 62.32 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 2841. | Dien (gsdien) | 62.31 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 2842. | ghobeere jao (godknowswhy) | 62.31 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 2843. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 62.31 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 2844. | Kareem (kareemshehata) | 62.30 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 2845. | Alexander (helmers) | 62.30 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2846. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 62.30 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| 2847. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 62.30 | 98% | 2015-03-26 |
| 2848. | Dushyanth (dush1990) | 62.30 | 97% | 2011-08-05 |
| 2849. | Jiranimo (jiranimo) | 62.29 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 2850. | kajuyone (kajuyone) | 62.29 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 2851. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 62.29 | 96% | 2016-06-12 |
| 2852. | BlueFalcon (brightfututre@g... | 62.29 | 88% | 2013-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |