And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16580. | meme (7fingers) | 84.90 | 92% | 2017-05-19 |
| 16581. | Churr0s (churr0s) | 84.90 | 97.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16582. | k0mucho (k0mucho) | 84.90 | 96.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16583. | Pokimane Simp (tallpants) | 84.90 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 16584. | Hans (chochoo) | 84.89 | 93% | 2012-10-10 |
| 16585. | Jacob (jfriedm3) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 16586. | Chris (cjwenz) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 16587. | Samantha (jjunpie) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 16588. | Renege√thePlague (reneget... | 84.89 | 98% | 2013-06-04 |
| 16589. | Parminder (prince7079) | 84.89 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 16590. | Justin (justintime17) | 84.89 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 16591. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 84.88 | 97.6% | 2023-07-02 |
| 16592. | Shelby Van Horn (shelberrrsss) | 84.88 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 16593. | ChangeS (changes99) | 84.88 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 16594. | Jenna (beannie22) | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 16595. | marcin (crunozaur) | 84.88 | 92% | 2012-01-20 |
| 16596. | Hermione (hermione2291) | 84.87 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 16597. | MrBojio (mrbojio) | 84.87 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 16598. | Loeka (megavirus11) | 84.87 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 16599. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 84.87 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 16600. | James (13jbrooks) | 84.87 | 92% | 2013-01-31 |
| 16601. | PHONG (langtuqn2007) | 84.87 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 16602. | Mårten (gauzigauz) | 84.87 | 93% | 2014-12-02 |
| 16603. | Eric (afrodisiac96) | 84.86 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16604. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 84.86 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 16605. | Troy (troyboy) | 84.85 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 16606. | mosvannen (mosvannen) | 84.85 | 96% | 2016-09-03 |
| 16607. | Psycho (psychobrainman) | 84.85 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 16608. | Dea (initial_d27) | 84.85 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 16609. | Kevin (kevinmagic) | 84.85 | 91% | 2013-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |