Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2166. | Stealthedsnipers (stealthed... | 79.07 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2167. | Johan (johlun) | 79.07 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 2168. | Colin (geosyog) | 79.06 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2169. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 79.03 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2170. | Rasmus (sbares) | 79.03 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2171. | DMack (dmack98) | 79.01 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2172. | Enoculator (enochen) | 78.98 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2173. | Sqweeblord (real_sqweeblord) | 78.97 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2174. | stijn (stimixer) | 78.97 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2175. | Ryan (eggsick) | 78.96 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 2176. | Bernie (bernie557) | 78.96 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2177. | Bilb (j_pish) | 78.96 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 2178. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 78.95 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2179. | this (taehyung_3012) | 78.94 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2180. | Finch (ficxjo) | 78.93 | 96% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2181. | Hal (goscinny2) | 78.93 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 2182. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 78.92 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2183. | Daniele (fuyune) | 78.92 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2184. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 78.91 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2185. | Benjamin (idioticben05) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2186. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 78.90 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 2187. | josh (joshbuggy) | 78.89 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2188. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 78.89 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2189. | eve (everest1) | 78.88 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2190. | Kavika (kavika30) | 78.87 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2191. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 78.87 | 99% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2192. | Basil (focus_on_ur_focus) | 78.86 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 2193. | derdier (derdier) | 78.86 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2194. | Isaac (newtion) | 78.86 | 99% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2195. | Sunil (chipu) | 78.86 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |