As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23319. | SP (spharish) | 53.35 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 23320. | Said Umer (saidii) | 53.34 | 94% | 2022-08-17 |
| 23321. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 53.34 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 23322. | Ryddin (ryddin) | 53.34 | 94% | 2017-12-18 |
| 23323. | Andrew (aakay_why_e) | 53.34 | 89% | 2016-03-15 |
| 23324. | slow (slowtyper85) | 53.33 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 23325. | powerful (powerful730) | 53.33 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 23326. | Thi Bui (thibui22) | 53.33 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
| 23327. | Rahul (rahulb1218) | 53.33 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 23328. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 53.33 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 23329. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 53.33 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 23330. | OhMyEma (ohmypuppies) | 53.32 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 23331. | Aditya (paribrajak) | 53.32 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
| 23332. | Jose (jcuamio) | 53.32 | 97.5% | 2023-10-05 |
| 23333. | rawwell (rawwell) | 53.32 | 93% | 2015-05-02 |
| 23334. | - (lucker) | 53.32 | 88% | 2016-02-23 |
| 23335. | Krishna (krsna_123) | 53.31 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 23336. | Matthew (malysitos) | 53.31 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 23337. | Lee (leemyoung) | 53.31 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 23338. | Ma (xxx_bruhmaster_xxx) | 53.31 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 23339. | Ted (icydgx) | 53.31 | 93% | 2017-04-17 |
| 23340. | Vlad (tyshkev) | 53.31 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 23341. | Gaurang (gaurang14) | 53.31 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 23342. | Kasun (kasun_herath) | 53.30 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 23343. | Nazar (nazs2) | 53.30 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 23344. | The_mayo (rilven) | 53.29 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 23345. | Antoine (thequantumnova) | 53.29 | 87% | 2016-04-14 |
| 23346. | Alberto (albertonl) | 53.29 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 23347. | Jacob (jdunne1025) | 53.29 | 93.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23348. | Get (get_out) | 53.29 | 92% | 2017-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |