The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14338. | Merey (typeracernomer1) | 36.68 | 89% | 2016-12-20 |
| 14339. | Finger Bang (beginner1) | 36.68 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14340. | anahi (mz_bluerose) | 36.68 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 14341. | Hamidbek (hamidbek) | 36.67 | 93% | 2020-11-26 |
| 14342. | Alexandr (saa_typeracer) | 36.67 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 14343. | Spourgon (mattt_hias) | 36.67 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 14344. | Burner (burner) | 36.66 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 14345. | Zhandos (jandosss1) | 36.66 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| 14346. | Abu Shaikh (abunibir) | 36.65 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 14347. | Frank (unholysavior) | 36.65 | 94% | 2023-08-20 |
| 14348. | Mian Yasir (mianyasirabbas) | 36.65 | 95% | 2017-12-03 |
| 14349. | Jorge (darkstar) | 36.65 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 14350. | amir (amirayoub) | 36.65 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 14351. | wanwisa (wanwisa) | 36.64 | 90% | 2016-11-16 |
| 14352. | SH (shrony) | 36.64 | 94% | 2019-03-16 |
| 14353. | Jerry (hairyjerrythe3rd) | 36.64 | 94.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14354. | Grim (grimkiller) | 36.63 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 14355. | Gaurab (gaurabparajuli) | 36.63 | 99% | 2014-03-12 |
| 14356. | khalid (khalidoo17) | 36.63 | 94% | 2022-01-04 |
| 14357. | cobe (king_leo_messi) | 36.62 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 14358. | Eduardo (massa) | 36.61 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 14359. | Jonathan (jlcboxall) | 36.61 | 93% | 2012-04-19 |
| 14360. | Tyler (e271828) | 36.61 | 92% | 2011-05-08 |
| 14361. | Prattoy (novaprattoy) | 36.60 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 14362. | Kuro (kurosamsaek) | 36.60 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14363. | Eri (maryy) | 36.59 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 14364. | jackly (jacklynarjoy03182010) | 36.59 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 14365. | yogesh (yogesh) | 36.58 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 14366. | aarsinav (kai_u) | 36.58 | 93% | 2023-09-10 |
| 14367. | Milad (miladsh7979) | 36.57 | 96% | 2023-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |