Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14879. | Jessica (jessadetre) | 76.98 | 93% | 2014-11-19 |
| 14880. | Frank (prankfarsons) | 76.98 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 14881. | Brett (megahash) | 76.98 | 95% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14882. | Babette (plidsi) | 76.97 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 14883. | why cheat on something that... | 76.97 | 92% | 2012-07-24 |
| 14884. | Derek (djwong23) | 76.97 | 95% | 2015-04-09 |
| 14885. | Kordesii (kordesii) | 76.97 | 96% | 2014-08-26 |
| 14886. | Kyn (kin2307) | 76.97 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14887. | Stevan (stevan2k) | 76.97 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 14888. | Brian (brianlee2437) | 76.97 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14889. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 76.96 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 14890. | jaap (gatygun) | 76.96 | 91% | 2012-10-06 |
| 14891. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 76.96 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
| 14892. | Tommy (named after the gun)... | 76.96 | 98% | 2014-08-07 |
| 14893. | Yhannis (yhannis) | 76.96 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 14894. | Tiffany (fluffy0990) | 76.96 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 14895. | LEdio (lediogjyzeli) | 76.95 | 92% | 2016-12-15 |
| 14896. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 76.95 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| 14897. | Charlie (pyrotix) | 76.95 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 14898. | Taylor (tylrd) | 76.95 | 96% | 2012-07-27 |
| 14899. | kw (k4dota) | 76.95 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14900. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 76.95 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 14901. | Kasper (kaspervdw) | 76.95 | 91% | 2013-07-25 |
| 14902. | gaule (gaule) | 76.95 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 14903. | Pack (packerisnoob) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 14904. | hfour (hfour) | 76.94 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14905. | Vishal (vishalb) | 76.94 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 14906. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 76.94 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 14907. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 76.94 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 14908. | bakha611 (bakha611) | 76.94 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |