Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10064. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 75.02 | 97.6% | 2023-11-11 |
| 10065. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 75.02 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 10066. | omar (omarnagy) | 75.02 | 96.9% | 2024-07-14 |
| 10067. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 75.02 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10068. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 75.02 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 10069. | grace (graceneufeld) | 75.01 | 100% | 2021-11-13 |
| 10070. | Jay (jayjay_7) | 75.01 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 10071. | Beata (beata111) | 75.01 | 97.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10072. | John (johndeakin) | 75.01 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 10073. | Jay (Qwerty) (jaleel0) | 75.00 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 10074. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 75.00 | 94% | 2019-08-21 |
| 10075. | ayy (rektqt) | 75.00 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 10076. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 75.00 | 97% | 2023-12-06 |
| 10077. | koala (koa1q) | 74.99 | 97% | 2025-02-12 |
| 10078. | deviazn (deviazn) | 74.99 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10079. | zehao (ttan18) | 74.99 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 10080. | Axel (that_martin_guy) | 74.98 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 10081. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 74.98 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10082. | bonsii (jorhlo) | 74.98 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 10083. | silver_soul (jooeeee) | 74.97 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 10084. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 74.97 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 10085. | Nonfa-onof (fajfpoainnlja) | 74.96 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 10086. | Megan (giyuwu) | 74.96 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 10087. | Stevan (stevemcwin) | 74.96 | 97.6% | 2024-04-19 |
| 10088. | Damn (dammmson) | 74.96 | 96.7% | 2024-04-24 |
| 10089. | Anna (annammo) | 74.95 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 10090. | Insub (dskumpf) | 74.95 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 10091. | Jason (_bagel_) | 74.95 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 10092. | Kevin (vektronic) | 74.94 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10093. | Deyanira (deyanira26l) | 74.94 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |