So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10737. | Akira (akira1957) | 84.03 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 10738. | Joe (jobeanie123) | 84.03 | 82% | 2014-02-13 |
| 10739. | Mark (olsmiff62) | 84.02 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 10740. | Amber (arussell22) | 84.02 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 10741. | Quibz (white_fire) | 84.02 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10742. | Niki (swiftastic) | 84.02 | 89% | 2014-02-17 |
| 10743. | Jim (shiifty) | 84.02 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 10744. | Emily (em_n_emz) | 84.02 | 95% | 2013-03-22 |
| 10745. | John (1focus) | 84.02 | 90% | 2012-06-13 |
| 10746. | timothy (heyitstimmy) | 84.01 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 10747. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 84.00 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 10748. | Samantha (happyme147) | 84.00 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 10749. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 84.00 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 10750. | Alutic (alutic) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 10751. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 84.00 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 10752. | Anh (anhakin) | 84.00 | 99% | 2014-12-25 |
| 10753. | Termite (termite04) | 83.99 | 88% | 2013-04-08 |
| 10754. | jojoioi (jojoioi) | 83.99 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 10755. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 83.99 | 97.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 10756. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 83.99 | 87% | 2016-04-04 |
| 10757. | Mahik (mahikm) | 83.98 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 10758. | fetix (feticks) | 83.98 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 10759. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 83.98 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 10760. | T (slopra) | 83.98 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 10761. | ted (sayonara999) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 10762. | Bean (waialiki) | 83.97 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10763. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10764. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 83.96 | 99% | 2014-12-04 |
| 10765. | Lasse (pwnchap) | 83.95 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10766. | Candelaria (sadtrash) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |