And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14236. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 88.98 | 89% | 2015-05-11 |
| 14237. | cwccc (khjhs8062) | 88.98 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 14238. | Michael (michaelshahin2) | 88.97 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 14239. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 88.97 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 14240. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 88.97 | 99% | 2023-07-22 |
| 14241. | (weeping_weeblet) | 88.97 | 96.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 14242. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 88.97 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14243. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 88.97 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 14244. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 88.97 | 98% | 2015-11-06 |
| 14245. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 88.96 | 98.3% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14246. | mabarif (mabarif) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 14247. | houses (houses) | 88.96 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 14248. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 88.96 | 97.9% | 2023-09-01 |
| 14249. | Joe (hitohooters) | 88.96 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 14250. | Caleb (runner_wasd) | 88.96 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 14251. | Fer (fernandog13) | 88.96 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 14252. | Patrick (saboe) | 88.95 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14253. | MyPetToad (mypettoad) | 88.95 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14254. | peter (gobi_the_mansoe) | 88.95 | 99% | 2019-01-14 |
| 14255. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 88.95 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 14256. | Richard (jorimi) | 88.95 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14257. | QB (kyuubinape) | 88.95 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 14258. | Charles (clydoscope) | 88.94 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 14259. | Enkh-Och (mglstew) | 88.94 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14260. | Michael (michaelhau) | 88.94 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 14261. | acronym (acronym) | 88.94 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 14262. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 88.94 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 14263. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 88.94 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 14264. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 88.94 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 14265. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |