So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18138. | Drew (biggyboy90) | 71.23 | 96% | 2013-08-30 |
| 18139. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 71.23 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 18140. | Enton (mr_me_and_mr_me) | 71.23 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18141. | RoemDiaz (roemdiaz) | 71.23 | 94.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 18142. | Vincent (vinny256) | 71.23 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 18143. | God (vampireboytoy1999) | 71.23 | 88% | 2014-08-11 |
| 18144. | zipline (hwiechers) | 71.23 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 18145. | Dan (ephoph) | 71.23 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 18146. | Jonathan (harddoom) | 71.22 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 18147. | Streak ⚡ (arunkbabu90) | 71.22 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 18148. | ErgoAsh (ergoash) | 71.22 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18149. | Abi (trashy) | 71.22 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 18150. | chepchombir (chepchombir) | 71.22 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| 18151. | Rue (rueryuuzaki) | 71.22 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18152. | Steven (zurekoffie) | 71.22 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 18153. | Pepega (fips) | 71.22 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 18154. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 71.21 | 95% | 2012-04-25 |
| 18155. | Jon (garnitrex) | 71.21 | 93% | 2012-09-18 |
| 18156. | ad (quqquqqqu) | 71.21 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 18157. | Argel (privatesub) | 71.21 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 18158. | Normal (imbad) | 71.21 | — | 2009-11-07 |
| 18159. | BeefCakeMal (beefcakemal) | 71.21 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 18160. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 71.20 | 95.9% | 2023-07-17 |
| 18161. | James (englandcity) | 71.20 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 18162. | EM_K (em_k) | 71.20 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 18163. | Noctis (toolame) | 71.20 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 18164. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 71.20 | 94% | 2013-05-12 |
| 18165. | S (1ext) | 71.20 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 18166. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 71.19 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 18167. | Ahmed (drinkiee) | 71.19 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |