So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31490. | Mediumsecy (mediumsecy) | 50.08 | 94.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 31491. | Larik (gentro) | 50.08 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 31492. | Alpha (alphasaur) | 50.08 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 31493. | Brian (brainsaladbar) | 50.07 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 31494. | jo (ggfam123) | 50.07 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 31495. | Akaash (akaash13) | 50.07 | 88% | 2013-11-05 |
| 31496. | Le (beeno92) | 50.07 | 94% | 2011-09-04 |
| 31497. | Daniel (danielspeaekes) | 50.06 | 90% | 2013-04-16 |
| 31498. | Khalid (khalid_syfullah) | 50.06 | 93% | 2015-01-26 |
| 31499. | Sherali (sherali) | 50.06 | 91% | 2015-10-18 |
| 31500. | Fakieshot (fakieshot) | 50.06 | 94% | 2021-12-02 |
| 31501. | Abdulla (abd_racer) | 50.06 | 94% | 2022-12-11 |
| 31502. | Ian (metal_eddie) | 50.06 | 95% | 2022-02-07 |
| 31503. | Rushabh (rushabhshah20) | 50.06 | 94.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 31504. | Keely (keyhole) | 50.06 | 95% | 2014-07-01 |
| 31505. | hasan (hassanshah66) | 50.06 | 89% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31506. | Kristofer (gardeborg) | 50.05 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 31507. | Dennis (paklick27) | 50.05 | 93% | 2011-12-06 |
| 31508. | kas (kasuga) | 50.05 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 31509. | shivam (tambourinetower) | 50.04 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 31510. | Hamideh (zigoorat_826) | 50.04 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 31511. | Joanne (joannealee) | 50.04 | 93% | 2012-04-26 |
| 31512. | Mario (marionovaro) | 50.04 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 31513. | M (magmag00) | 50.04 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 31514. | Andrew (adrew99) | 50.04 | 93% | 2014-01-29 |
| 31515. | Hannah (hrockey) | 50.04 | 98% | 2013-11-22 |
| 31516. | p4w5y7i8 (p4w5y7i8) | 50.04 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 31517. | hema (hemathapa) | 50.04 | 94% | 2014-01-06 |
| 31518. | Pachi (pachi002) | 50.04 | 93% | 2018-04-24 |
| 31519. | Etunimi (typotin) | 50.04 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |