Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7938. | Eru (eru2) | 94.51 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7939. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 94.51 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 7940. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 94.51 | 99% | 2024-11-19 |
| 7941. | Sylv (sylvanestri) | 94.50 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 7942. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 94.50 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7943. | Aren (tl8xv) | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7944. | bonerjoner (bonerjoner) | 94.48 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 7945. | Mini.S (billbang6) | 94.48 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 7946. | hyunseo (legyume) | 94.47 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 7947. | vatsu (nify) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7948. | Will (william_wang) | 94.47 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 7949. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 94.47 | 97.7% | 2025-01-20 |
| 7950. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 94.47 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 7951. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 94.47 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 7952. | Maxim (_justchill) | 94.46 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 7953. | Nyle (nyle_14) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 7954. | Hairybearjesus (hairybearje... | 94.45 | 97.3% | 2023-07-28 |
| 7955. | L (thereddone) | 94.45 | 98.5% | 2025-03-18 |
| 7956. | Carter (garbageheap) | 94.45 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 7957. | ChelseaSmile (ip0d34thsp1r1t) | 94.45 | 99.5% | 2024-06-16 |
| 7958. | Lien❤️Neu(2025-04-21) (... | 94.45 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 7959. | w (wjockel) | 94.45 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 7960. | Maribel (zephhyre) | 94.44 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 7961. | wicked (wicked505) | 94.44 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 7962. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 94.44 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 7963. | Lycarions (lycarions) | 94.44 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 7964. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 94.43 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 7965. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 94.42 | 99% | 2023-10-25 |
| 7966. | Justin (justinbodo) | 94.42 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 7967. | eri :) (eri0002) | 94.42 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |