So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30473. | jobe (jojojobebebe) | 52.24 | 91% | 2021-01-15 |
| 30474. | blazed014 (blazed014) | 52.24 | 92% | 2012-09-29 |
| 30475. | tabish (tbsansari) | 52.24 | 86% | 2017-05-22 |
| 30476. | Shibasis (shibasisp) | 52.23 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 30477. | Tanmay (crash_dvorak) | 52.23 | 94% | 2021-03-13 |
| 30478. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 52.23 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 30479. | mike (mike4madness) | 52.23 | 95% | 2015-06-19 |
| 30480. | Aries (ariesmuk) | 52.23 | 87% | 2014-09-12 |
| 30481. | Kacper (kacperek1966) | 52.23 | 93% | 2013-09-28 |
| 30482. | Sanjay (sadhu_sanjay) | 52.23 | 95% | 2017-07-21 |
| 30483. | thai (jindo86) | 52.23 | 95% | 2012-05-26 |
| 30484. | Nguyễn Cảnh (c4home) | 52.23 | 87% | 2012-10-14 |
| 30485. | Rajashekar Reddy (rajasheka... | 52.22 | 96% | 2013-02-28 |
| 30486. | Szymon (golota60) | 52.22 | 91% | 2017-05-23 |
| 30487. | THIS IS (farzaanmfm786) | 52.22 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 30488. | v for vendetta (anonimous17) | 52.22 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 30489. | Mineball (mineball12) | 52.21 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 30490. | Prithwin (prithwin) | 52.21 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 30491. | Lars (gaptrast) | 52.21 | 99% | 2016-04-07 |
| 30492. | Loan (kimloan_1511) | 52.21 | 92% | 2011-06-06 |
| 30493. | chung (chungtc20209) | 52.21 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 30494. | Nikki (haiitsnikki) | 52.20 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 30495. | Riku (maisto) | 52.20 | 88% | 2011-11-08 |
| 30496. | mihai (mihaicmn) | 52.20 | 94% | 2017-11-21 |
| 30497. | Ahwan (ahwanjoshi) | 52.20 | 88% | 2016-05-03 |
| 30498. | on9 (x_on9999_x) | 52.19 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 30499. | Excuse You (heroesboss) | 52.19 | 90% | 2016-06-16 |
| 30500. | Fast (too_fast_foru) | 52.19 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 30501. | ferdinand (ferdinand99) | 52.19 | 87% | 2014-05-28 |
| 30502. | MagicFridge (hase_20) | 52.18 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |