The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36588. | Dimeji (olardi2) | 58.18 | 96% | 2014-07-16 |
| 36589. | Sergio (funkydoughnut8) | 58.18 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 36590. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 58.18 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 36591. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 58.18 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 36592. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 58.18 | 90% | 2015-12-01 |
| 36593. | Omar (omie_cachao) | 58.18 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 36594. | Đức (buinguyendinhduc96) | 58.18 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 36595. | kil_tk (amrit_malla) | 58.18 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 36596. | mr (mr_pineapple069) | 58.17 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 36597. | Rain (raindump) | 58.17 | 98% | 2024-05-27 |
| 36598. | Ash (ashleesyah) | 58.17 | 97.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 36599. | 3isa 7ayaty (yal3ab) | 58.17 | 95% | 2025-12-31 |
| 36600. | alibaba (alibaba_) | 58.17 | 94.3% | 2023-11-13 |
| 36601. | amran (netcse) | 58.17 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 36602. | Caleb (cmiles33) | 58.17 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 36603. | Kirill (kirkva) | 58.17 | 90% | 2012-02-23 |
| 36604. | thekronickler (thekronickler) | 58.16 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 36605. | tainted_bread (tainted_bread) | 58.16 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 36606. | snaked (snakedballer) | 58.16 | 94% | 2024-07-26 |
| 36607. | leah (okkkayleighrose) | 58.16 | 95.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 36608. | Nahian (nahian96) | 58.16 | 98% | 2024-12-04 |
| 36609. | Lev (ganzhal) | 58.16 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
| 36610. | Bas (samlikesboys) | 58.16 | 97.8% | 2024-05-15 |
| 36611. | KR (krwafu00) | 58.16 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 36612. | Na (nazarek) | 58.16 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 36613. | clemont (clemont) | 58.16 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 36614. | Ash (ixc_) | 58.15 | 94% | 2025-03-14 |
| 36615. | Bruh (hannibanani) | 58.15 | 97% | 2023-11-14 |
| 36616. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 58.15 | 96% | 2024-11-25 |
| 36617. | Bryce (mrbryce78) | 58.15 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |