I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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| 182. | (nerfedcookie) | 130.81 | 98.2% | 2025-03-01 |
| 183. | Yuhang (yuhang0722) | 130.77 | 97.9% | 2024-04-13 |
| 184. | Roadsweeper Dropping D; (ka... | 130.53 | 96.9% | 2023-08-09 |
| 185. | Jacob (thundermcking) | 130.41 | 99% | 2025-03-28 |
| 186. | (novelbear) | 130.22 | 99% | 2025-05-31 |
| 187. | (ryster56) | 130.05 | 96.5% | 2024-03-13 |
| 188. | (caleb123456) | 130.04 | 97.8% | 2024-12-19 |
| 189. | (tillertyper2) | 129.86 | 99% | 2024-02-13 |
| 190. | (bluepoison) | 129.75 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 191. | (quackqq) | 129.72 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 192. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 129.40 | 98.5% | 2023-12-03 |
| 193. | (muppwucky) | 129.28 | 98% | 2025-03-20 |
| 194. | AnakNgPating (2001or21) | 129.27 | 98% | 2026-04-13 |
| 195. | (neimad7) | 129.19 | 99% | 2026-01-18 |
| 196. | (strigibae) | 129.11 | 98.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 197. | (itrashikno) | 129.03 | 97% | 2026-03-08 |
| 198. | Jayden (gancube) | 128.98 | 97% | 2026-04-06 |
| 199. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 128.95 | 98.5% | 2024-08-26 |
| 200. | (virginchimp) | 128.79 | 97.1% | 2024-11-09 |
| 201. | (vogel_adler) | 128.67 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 202. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 128.66 | 98% | 2025-06-26 |
| 203. | (a_baby) | 128.63 | 99.1% | 2025-03-26 |
| 204. | (paceyq) | 128.61 | 98.7% | 2023-06-18 |
| 205. | (tuvibal) | 128.56 | 98.9% | 2024-05-28 |
| 206. | (bobharley) | 128.50 | 98.5% | 2025-01-23 |
| 207. | (dso093) | 128.46 | 98.6% | 2025-01-10 |
| 208. | (kittipopice) | 128.45 | 97.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 209. | Une vie à peindre (badtype... | 128.40 | 99.5% | 2024-06-09 |
| 210. | (adamjason804) | 128.35 | 98.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 211. | (cnp_) | 128.34 | 97.6% | 2024-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |