Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5660. | Saurav (saurav_anwar) | 53.78 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 5661. | Raunak (aabbccdd4444) | 53.77 | 94% | 2019-05-16 |
| 5662. | Fikri (fikrimus35) | 53.75 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 5663. | Pulkit (pulk) | 53.74 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5664. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 53.73 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5665. | Zlatin (master_zit) | 53.73 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 5666. | Abby (ironeek) | 53.73 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 5667. | My Finger is INJURED (yogzkee) | 53.69 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5668. | Sevi (snakeley) | 53.68 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 5669. | Coco (thegamercoco) | 53.68 | 93% | 2020-08-31 |
| 5670. | Sabiina (sabinah) | 53.67 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 5671. | Achim (chimbro) | 53.67 | 94% | 2018-12-09 |
| 5672. | Sima (spacecraft) | 53.66 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5673. | Tanvir (2_rzo) | 53.66 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5674. | IHaveFourHands (ihavefourha... | 53.66 | 95% | 2017-08-07 |
| 5675. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 53.65 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 5676. | Amit (gammit) | 53.64 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 5677. | Shawn-j (sanzay_1996) | 53.63 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 5678. | Junior (amayou) | 53.63 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 5679. | hi (razorlemon2) | 53.62 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5680. | heyes (coffeeeeee) | 53.60 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5681. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 53.59 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5682. | solo (soloact) | 53.56 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 5683. | Kyle (kylegonzales_) | 53.53 | 93% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5684. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 53.53 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5685. | Always working (varunguptas) | 53.53 | 95% | 2018-03-25 |
| 5686. | Jamie (explosivepoultry) | 53.49 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5687. | szk3y (szk3y) | 53.48 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5688. | Edmond (tibsmar) | 53.48 | 95% | 2018-03-17 |
| 5689. | Nate (aerovertics) | 53.48 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |