Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6157. | E Jun (ejuuuu) | 48.82 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 6158. | Dylan (thatoneguydylan) | 48.81 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 6159. | Cathia (cathia07) | 48.78 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 6160. | P (pracs210) | 48.77 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 6161. | Pickle (mrpicklebody) | 48.74 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 6162. | ... (zviki) | 48.74 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6163. | Jinn Jinn (itsmemani) | 48.73 | 96% | 2017-07-11 |
| 6164. | Antonio (ab0tr) | 48.72 | 92% | 2020-03-28 |
| 6165. | AgniArse (n3ug13rd3) | 48.71 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 6166. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 48.71 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| 6167. | Yaroslav (stvolkilla) | 48.69 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 6168. | Ar7N (ar7n) | 48.68 | 94% | 2018-04-28 |
| 6169. | Chien (wings_f_liberty) | 48.68 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 6170. | FrankSauve (franksauve) | 48.65 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 6171. | guest (n1lotpal) | 48.65 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 6172. | Kevin (kev090997) | 48.64 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 6173. | Mariffu (mariffu) | 48.62 | 95% | 2020-08-15 |
| 6174. | Toby (gamingtobyf) | 48.62 | 93% | 2019-09-19 |
| 6175. | 雪 (bbgotme) | 48.59 | 93% | 2020-01-06 |
| 6176. | Typer (typy_typy) | 48.58 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| 6177. | Jake (relaxing) | 48.58 | 94% | 2019-06-06 |
| 6178. | Gab (fishinakart) | 48.55 | 94% | 2018-09-08 |
| 6179. | Eduardo (airplane_cakes) | 48.55 | 93% | 2020-01-30 |
| 6180. | amine (amichet) | 48.54 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 6181. | Jean (jeanstev) | 48.54 | 94% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6182. | Seagal (seagalputra) | 48.54 | 95% | 2019-07-22 |
| 6183. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 48.53 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 6184. | Will (shneme01) | 48.51 | 92% | 2017-10-27 |
| 6185. | memers (thememers) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 6186. | Christos (__christos__) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |