I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7979. | Veduv (jigachad) | 95.89 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 7980. | John (seaofnonsense) | 95.88 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 7981. | Catrina (autologically) | 95.88 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7982. | Elijah (xeumz) | 95.88 | 97.1% | 2023-06-02 |
| 7983. | Colin (8_wpm) | 95.88 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7984. | Philip (philip191) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7985. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 95.88 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7986. | Justin (kireign) | 95.87 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 7987. | (tpoblf) | 95.87 | 94% | 2017-06-17 |
| 7988. | Nik (iiirxs) | 95.86 | 98.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 7989. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 95.86 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 7990. | rngy (rngy) | 95.86 | 99% | 2017-07-28 |
| 7991. | Sean (redcastle16) | 95.85 | 100% | 2025-06-13 |
| 7992. | Aibek (lifeisatreat1231) | 95.85 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 7993. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 95.84 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 7994. | VormX nonquit (nonquitforbo... | 95.84 | 95% | 2018-01-01 |
| 7995. | Gambito (gambitodebabak) | 95.83 | 98% | 2025-10-12 |
| 7996. | Scoutiano (scoutiano) | 95.83 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7997. | Diamondzpy (diamondoz) | 95.82 | 98.3% | 2024-05-24 |
| 7998. | Bailey (baileyhart05) | 95.82 | 98.2% | 2021-02-21 |
| 7999. | Max (max424) | 95.81 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 8000. | Sadie (satchelpage) | 95.81 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 8001. | Jaskirat (jaskiratsingh) | 95.81 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 8002. | G (gbanger) | 95.80 | 98.2% | 2024-02-16 |
| 8003. | Roslene (roslenev) | 95.80 | 97.2% | 2023-11-08 |
| 8004. | cecilia (plumerias) | 95.80 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8005. | Keshav Arora (keshav_123) | 95.80 | 98.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 8006. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 95.80 | 95.7% | 2024-11-28 |
| 8007. | frog (strawfrog) | 95.79 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8008. | [Dvorak] Stefen (tependvorak) | 95.79 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |