I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7421. | (imnotflamez) | 97.22 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7422. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 97.22 | 100% | 2023-07-21 |
| 7423. | (ultimategammer) | 97.21 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 7424. | (deiplz) | 97.21 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 7425. | meo (typowriter16) | 97.21 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 7426. | (winkmarketresearch) | 97.20 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7427. | (mo_tch) | 97.20 | 98% | 2026-02-12 |
| 7428. | (rubenzhang) | 97.20 | 100% | 2017-05-28 |
| 7429. | (pools2) | 97.20 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 7430. | (colemak_newbie) | 97.20 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 7431. | (b0bm3y3r5) | 97.19 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 7432. | (whocaresanyway) | 97.18 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7433. | (gliffyr) | 97.17 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 7434. | (pink_spike) | 97.17 | 96.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 7435. | (xelopan) | 97.17 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 7436. | (noob_racer_96) | 97.16 | 98% | 2025-12-11 |
| 7437. | (voiss) | 97.15 | 98.8% | 2024-03-14 |
| 7438. | Gali (galitype) | 97.15 | 100% | 2022-12-25 |
| 7439. | (walker49sull) | 97.15 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7440. | Marc (marxotkin) | 97.15 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 7441. | (surendrakc) | 97.15 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 7442. | lennonyfresh (lennonyfresh) | 97.14 | 98.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 7443. | (andersg1) | 97.14 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7444. | (sakibkhan) | 97.14 | 97% | 2017-08-21 |
| 7445. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 97.13 | 99% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7446. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 97.12 | 96.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 7447. | (jeophardyc) | 97.11 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 7448. | (raz3124) | 97.11 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7449. | (eulertour) | 97.11 | 99% | 2025-12-13 |
| 7450. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 97.10 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |