So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32011. | Pranjal (pranjal30) | 48.84 | 93% | 2023-07-02 |
| 32012. | Leonardo (zadig1789) | 48.83 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 32013. | Moses (awesmoses) | 48.83 | 85% | 2013-04-09 |
| 32014. | Syed (sohaib_01) | 48.83 | 97.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 32015. | Vinit (vspundir) | 48.83 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 32016. | mosmos_21 (mosmos_21) | 48.83 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32017. | danieldomingues86 (danieldo... | 48.83 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 32018. | Gyuin (gd_0818) | 48.83 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 32019. | Gib (dzogaba) | 48.83 | 85% | 2014-09-10 |
| 32020. | Ju An (juan13244) | 48.83 | 89% | 2011-06-06 |
| 32021. | Wujue (wujue) | 48.82 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 32022. | Nikhil (nikhil03) | 48.82 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 32023. | Sagar (sagarrai) | 48.82 | 94% | 2023-08-25 |
| 32024. | Che (cherry3330) | 48.82 | 84% | 2013-06-16 |
| 32025. | jai (jaihunter) | 48.82 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 32026. | Ton's (tonzarinas) | 48.82 | 91% | 2011-10-22 |
| 32027. | Pancake (pancake15) | 48.80 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32028. | Niko (gona01) | 48.80 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 32029. | Abid (abid_zzz) | 48.80 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32030. | cuong (alex_248) | 48.80 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 32031. | nhan (quocnhan) | 48.80 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 32032. | ㄅ半郭 (twkuo) | 48.80 | — | 2009-06-13 |
| 32033. | coc (maquangtri) | 48.80 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 32034. | gakuse (gakuse) | 48.80 | 95% | 2012-05-15 |
| 32035. | phychopath (phychopath) | 48.79 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 32036. | Sujith (suji251) | 48.79 | 94% | 2013-04-08 |
| 32037. | liu (23009035) | 48.79 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 32038. | An (vnma) | 48.79 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 32039. | Rachit (rachit_pant) | 48.79 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 32040. | Smiter (smiter02) | 48.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |