So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9524. | Arun (arunsarma97) | 86.71 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9525. | William (implosive_) | 86.71 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 9526. | Silent G (leemechanics) | 86.71 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 9527. | mattmo (mattmothemoth) | 86.70 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9528. | Katie (hastingsk86) | 86.70 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 9529. | timothy (tvanderzee) | 86.70 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
| 9530. | JackDorito (jackdorit0) | 86.70 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9531. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 86.70 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 9532. | Mike (jmut12000) | 86.70 | 94% | 2014-02-13 |
| 9533. | Work (thenoblesunfish) | 86.70 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
| 9534. | William (asdfjklcolon) | 86.69 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9535. | 😳 (expertgeneralist) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 9536. | Paddi (adriott) | 86.69 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9537. | Ben (rockdtben) | 86.69 | 98% | 2015-07-31 |
| 9538. | 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) | 86.69 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 9539. | mtp (emtepe) | 86.69 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 9540. | lunamal (lunamal) | 86.68 | 96.1% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9541. | Jon (clockwork) | 86.68 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 9542. | WizPak (gaigehegge1999) | 86.68 | 93% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9543. | Rueben (rlib) | 86.68 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 9544. | Karen (laike) | 86.68 | 99% | 2019-10-04 |
| 9545. | Jonas (jonne_b) | 86.67 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 9546. | Glizzy (glizzy_god69) | 86.67 | 99.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9547. | Taylor (typinggirl17) | 86.67 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
| 9548. | Stevie (sspickler7) | 86.66 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 9549. | hr (hereticalrants) | 86.66 | 99% | 2015-07-20 |
| 9550. | blob (blobery) | 86.66 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 9551. | Eila (eila) | 86.66 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 9552. | toomuchdog (kevin2041) | 86.66 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 9553. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 86.66 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |