Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32623. | vivek (vivekprocoder) | 48.81 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 32624. | Hanna (hanna@prudentialempl... | 48.81 | 93% | 2016-10-25 |
| 32625. | Andy (andysmiffy) | 48.80 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 32626. | Betelgeuse (betelgeuse2310) | 48.80 | 93% | 2023-06-04 |
| 32627. | vari_kun (vari_kun) | 48.80 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 32628. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 48.80 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 32629. | anny (sweet_anny) | 48.80 | 98% | 2013-07-08 |
| 32630. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 48.80 | 93% | 2012-02-29 |
| 32631. | emad (emo991) | 48.80 | 95% | 2012-05-20 |
| 32632. | Aryan (aryupa) | 48.79 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 32633. | Sven (morningdewd) | 48.79 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 32634. | Jay (jaym433) | 48.79 | 88% | 2014-10-14 |
| 32635. | yasin (yas4400) | 48.78 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 32636. | sanchayay (sanchayay) | 48.78 | 94% | 2021-07-02 |
| 32637. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 48.78 | 95% | 2019-12-08 |
| 32638. | Shawkat (spulok) | 48.78 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
| 32639. | 1_Death (1_death) | 48.77 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 32640. | CrashRAcer1 (crashracer1) | 48.77 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 32641. | Nick (attain) | 48.77 | 93% | 2012-07-28 |
| 32642. | Patrick (patbalkpres2020) | 48.77 | 94.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 32643. | tse (nufc_0318) | 48.77 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 32644. | anecme@gmail.com (gaganpreet) | 48.77 | 91% | 2012-04-15 |
| 32645. | Andrew (andrew32baller) | 48.77 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 32646. | Gerard (clant) | 48.77 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 32647. | Safiullah Saleem (saeed124_) | 48.76 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 32648. | Sheraz (sherazahmad720) | 48.76 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 32649. | Rosinante (_corazon_) | 48.76 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 32650. | raskull (raskull) | 48.76 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 32651. | Ian k (ikuzoiank) | 48.75 | 95% | 2023-06-17 |
| 32652. | Ethan (eleesus_) | 48.75 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |