As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12881. | Jared (jaredintyper) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
12882. | EasyQuest (easyquest) | 77.20 | 98% | 2023-11-27 |
12883. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 77.20 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
12884. | Baris (bseber) | 77.19 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
12885. | Mary (wpj7321) | 77.19 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
12886. | bLiss (similar) | 77.19 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
12887. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 77.18 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
12888. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 77.18 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
12889. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
12890. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 77.17 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
12891. | singhvaibhav100@gmail.com (... | 77.17 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
12892. | Colambage (nushydude) | 77.17 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
12893. | heidi (heiidi) | 77.16 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
12894. | Eric (doze11) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
12895. | Semiz (semizooka) | 77.16 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
12896. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
12897. | Gagan Deep (gagan0123) | 77.15 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
12898. | Raj (raj__) | 77.15 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
12899. | NoDust__ (nodust) | 77.15 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
12900. | Jed (erictheodore) | 77.15 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
12901. | F (rotfrukten) | 77.15 | 87% | 2016-01-17 |
12902. | Victor (vctrku1) | 77.15 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
12903. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 77.15 | 99% | 2016-02-17 |
12904. | Tom (hoobiet) | 77.13 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
12905. | mm (smsa5000) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
12906. | Doink (doink02) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
12907. | Pho (phobreze) | 77.12 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
12908. | SFJ (sergioferrazjr) | 77.12 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
12909. | Sandis (sandiss10) | 77.11 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
12910. | Colin (coolcolinxyz) | 77.11 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |