See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13288. | Aahan (pika787) | 70.82 | 98.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13289. | Ariel (drofniarg) | 70.82 | 98.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 13290. | Fastasfackboi (fast_as_fack... | 70.81 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 13291. | Phindoll (philosopher_phun) | 70.81 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 13292. | Filipe (l4lic) | 70.81 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 13293. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 70.81 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 13294. | ChanSama (cchan2) | 70.81 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 13295. | stefan (stefanhws) | 70.80 | 96.7% | 2025-01-13 |
| 13296. | Kevin (kayloh20) | 70.80 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 13297. | Rachana (rachanav) | 70.80 | 95% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13298. | patrick (pshrake) | 70.80 | 98% | 2023-10-17 |
| 13299. | Fahmi (3k0d) | 70.80 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 13300. | Mohammad (abdel3leam) | 70.79 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13301. | Luke (luke303) | 70.79 | 95% | 2023-01-02 |
| 13302. | Alex (gwallahracks) | 70.79 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 13303. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 70.79 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 13304. | DameTime (dametime) | 70.78 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 13305. | Miah3 (princessslim) | 70.78 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13306. | Gab (gablim) | 70.78 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13307. | Andy (andyrost) | 70.77 | 93% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13308. | Eli (incarnis1) | 70.77 | 98% | 2020-02-12 |
| 13309. | Wizard (wizardtypist) | 70.77 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 13310. | Nit (vikram24) | 70.76 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13311. | Venkat (venkat423) | 70.76 | 96.8% | 2023-05-30 |
| 13312. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 70.75 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 13313. | Nairwick (nairwick) | 70.75 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 13314. | (sal111) | 70.73 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 13315. | Joel (jouel) | 70.73 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13316. | Tristan (trigg770) | 70.73 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13317. | Kathy (kathy_starfire) | 70.72 | 95% | 2021-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |