Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5732. | C (203995014) | 96.78 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
| 5733. | Chris (mxer125) | 96.77 | 99% | 2016-03-09 |
| 5734. | ceqi (ceqi) | 96.77 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 5735. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 96.77 | 98.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5736. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 96.77 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 5737. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 96.77 | 95% | 2019-07-08 |
| 5738. | Engin (enucar) | 96.76 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5739. | Chimp (chimpsrrd) | 96.76 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5740. | zyoda (zyoda) | 96.76 | 97% | 2013-11-09 |
| 5741. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 96.75 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 5742. | Neil (caeser) | 96.75 | 95% | 2015-07-20 |
| 5743. | i'm bad (yoshiking78) | 96.75 | 97% | 2011-08-27 |
| 5744. | Nazakat Ali (nazakatalimugh... | 96.75 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 5745. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 96.75 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 5746. | ARBAZ (arbaz_khan) | 96.74 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 5747. | Christopher (price4124) | 96.74 | 99% | 2020-02-25 |
| 5748. | Qu (bluebird00) | 96.73 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 5749. | gabe (gabingbing) | 96.73 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 5750. | Hot Dog (thewastedwizard) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 5751. | Tomer (tomershmul) | 96.73 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5752. | plexity (joesucks123) | 96.73 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5753. | tonberrysc (ramenandeggs) | 96.73 | 94% | 2013-12-26 |
| 5754. | Chris (chsanfor) | 96.73 | 99% | 2019-03-09 |
| 5755. | jerry (beatnikjerry) | 96.72 | 98.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5756. | Nikki (solepyromaniac) | 96.72 | 95% | 2016-11-01 |
| 5757. | Bhrianna (birdsofrhia) | 96.72 | 98% | 2012-03-09 |
| 5758. | nizika (shouronpou) | 96.71 | 96.2% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5759. | Sumit (sumit91) | 96.71 | 98% | 2011-06-19 |
| 5760. | Dis (iaminsanity) | 96.70 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 5761. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 96.70 | 97.2% | 2023-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |