The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9479. | Ray (ray_mond) | 90.27 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9480. | liftler (liftler) | 90.27 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 9481. | Heemy (asdfm) | 90.27 | 94% | 2015-02-05 |
| 9482. | Andrew (akarzel) | 90.27 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 9483. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 90.27 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9484. | Adam (maggot288) | 90.27 | 97% | 2013-08-17 |
| 9485. | Dutchdelight (dutchdelight) | 90.27 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 9486. | And (andzer0) | 90.26 | 96.2% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9487. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 90.26 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 9488. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 90.26 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 9489. | Yi Chen (zhuxian) | 90.26 | 95% | 2014-11-30 |
| 9490. | Kendall (kendall1605) | 90.26 | 96% | 2013-05-31 |
| 9491. | Arlen (greantee) | 90.26 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9492. | shaun (shaun1234) | 90.26 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9493. | jess (jessicaca) | 90.26 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 9494. | James (james886) | 90.26 | 97% | 2012-07-02 |
| 9495. | Gnox (gnoxo) | 90.25 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 9496. | Jem (jampr) | 90.25 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 9497. | Nine (night1candi) | 90.25 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9498. | Gabrielle (gabbythenerd) | 90.25 | 95% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9499. | Newb (newbcoder) | 90.24 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 9500. | Irakli (iraklius) | 90.24 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 9501. | Luke (tbsky92) | 90.24 | 96% | 2013-04-01 |
| 9502. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 90.24 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 9503. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 90.24 | 94% | 2017-05-28 |
| 9504. | PaceDJ (djpace) | 90.23 | 98% | 2013-11-11 |
| 9505. | David (fzbx9500) | 90.23 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9506. | Nobody (little_turtle) | 90.23 | 98% | 2013-08-25 |
| 9507. | Godoffyre (godoffyre) | 90.23 | 97% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9508. | K (paradigm) | 90.23 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |