I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7165. | Will (williamharp) | 93.30 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7166. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 93.30 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 7167. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 7168. | jailyn (ballerboy99) | 93.29 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 7169. | Master (smartax) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 7170. | Melon (mailmelon) | 93.28 | 96% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7171. | Anna (rabbitpickles69) | 93.28 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7172. | Andy (sierrawu) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7173. | samson (swanson209) | 93.28 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7174. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 93.28 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7175. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 7176. | E (wildsuperfire3) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 7177. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 93.27 | 96.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7178. | touch me (sertouchme) | 93.27 | 98.3% | 2024-03-24 |
| 7179. | Shelby (typo5) | 93.27 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 7180. | Judge Holden (judgeholden) | 93.27 | 97% | 2016-09-14 |
| 7181. | haidanos (haidanos) | 93.26 | 96.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7182. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 93.26 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 7183. | George (g_unit88) | 93.26 | 97% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7184. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 93.25 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7185. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 93.25 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 7186. | tim (rudyza) | 93.25 | 91% | 2016-11-28 |
| 7187. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 93.24 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 7188. | Typer (beginner9) | 93.24 | 96.5% | 2023-11-22 |
| 7189. | Josh (josh1318) | 93.24 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7190. | maiZe (maize) | 93.24 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 7191. | Retriix (retriix) | 93.24 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 7192. | josh (sungchan) | 93.24 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 7193. | Hohn Jopkins (xictyper) | 93.23 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 7194. | Levi (famoosh) | 93.23 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |