As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16904. | DameTime (dametime) | 68.15 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
16905. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 68.15 | 96.7% | 2023-06-22 |
16906. | Happe (happe) | 68.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
16907. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 68.14 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
16908. | Aszendent (aszendent) | 68.14 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
16909. | Brandon (branflakes1522) | 68.14 | 89% | 2016-01-26 |
16910. | salman (salman1122) | 68.14 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
16911. | Neeraj (nerdarrow) | 68.13 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
16912. | Mark (donustypes) | 68.13 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
16913. | Anthony (funger99) | 68.13 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
16914. | Manosh (robinbiswas86) | 68.12 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
16915. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
16916. | Aaron (akelious) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
16917. | Victor (tohorvic) | 68.12 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
16918. | NORMIES (enter000) | 68.12 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
16919. | tipper (tipperjones) | 68.12 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
16920. | Edwin Salinas (edos4) | 68.11 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
16921. | Omar (wildangel) | 68.11 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
16922. | joe (mcmillybear) | 68.11 | 95% | 2024-02-13 |
16923. | G Praveen (g_praveen) | 68.11 | 96% | 2015-07-08 |
16924. | Bob (bobgolf) | 68.11 | 97% | 2016-04-04 |
16925. | ⚡ rico ⚡ (ricogabunada) | 68.10 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
16926. | Instinct (instinct1) | 68.10 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
16927. | Phuong (kotaro3012) | 68.10 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
16928. | michael (mlam10293) | 68.09 | 93% | 2016-01-07 |
16929. | Jerrell (platyunyu) | 68.09 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
16930. | Owlfire (owlfire) | 68.09 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
16931. | Vishnu Chauhan (vishnuchauhan) | 68.09 | 96.9% | 2021-02-09 |
16932. | Spirit (spiritgoneandvanished) | 68.09 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
16933. | Mike (qb1222090) | 68.08 | 88% | 2016-10-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |