I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6283. | Tisko (tisko1) | 96.60 | 95% | 2025-05-02 |
| 6284. | spacetracks (spacetracks) | 96.60 | 100% | 2024-05-29 |
| 6285. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 96.60 | 97% | 2023-09-29 |
| 6286. | Luke (ltho) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 6287. | Someone (_some_one_) | 96.58 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 6288. | DiabloSenpaill (diablosenpa... | 96.57 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
| 6289. | Andrea (andylea95) | 96.57 | 100% | 2024-03-31 |
| 6290. | Slei (sleiphir) | 96.57 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 6291. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 96.57 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6292. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 96.56 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6293. | Paula (paulazoo) | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6294. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 96.55 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 6295. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 96.55 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 6296. | Steven (endore) | 96.54 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 6297. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 96.54 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6298. | notdallas (jjthot) | 96.52 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 6299. | Whos (g3trekt) | 96.51 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 6300. | J (jellyfiszh) | 96.51 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 6301. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 96.51 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 6302. | e4mias (2mad) | 96.51 | 97.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 6303. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 96.51 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 6304. | André (2323d23dd232d3) | 96.50 | 98% | 2024-05-05 |
| 6305. | Christian (plat00n1) | 96.50 | 95% | 2018-04-01 |
| 6306. | Sean (esea) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 6307. | Tina (tinangu272) | 96.50 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 6308. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 96.50 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 6309. | TheXFalcon (xavier_poh) | 96.49 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 6310. | Nico (itznco) | 96.49 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 6311. | Wolfy (racestats) | 96.48 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 6312. | .slowtyper (ralphwinson) | 96.48 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |