So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25537. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 59.72 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
| 25538. | emanuxd11 (emanuxd11) | 59.71 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 25539. | Afiq (afiqfajar) | 59.71 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| 25540. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 59.71 | 94.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 25541. | Jordan (jreiter21) | 59.71 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 25542. | J- (edzelpalicte) | 59.71 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 25543. | lonald (lonald) | 59.71 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 25544. | anshul (anshul1219) | 59.71 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 25545. | Karen (karenf) | 59.71 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 25546. | bum (gusta) | 59.71 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 25547. | dominic (domboi1) | 59.71 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| 25548. | Finger (buggattiveyron) | 59.71 | 95% | 2014-05-26 |
| 25549. | Alex (amh1499) | 59.71 | 88% | 2014-02-25 |
| 25550. | Ashley (ashnicole4) | 59.70 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 25551. | J (jstylinson) | 59.70 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 25552. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 59.70 | 96% | 2017-08-25 |
| 25553. | Tyler (g213) | 59.69 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 25554. | Garrett (gratimus) | 59.69 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 25555. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 59.69 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 25556. | Kyle J. (kylejmiles) | 59.69 | 97% | 2015-04-18 |
| 25557. | Thomas (thead9) | 59.69 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 25558. | Linh (linhtote) | 59.69 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 25559. | Nathan (lleb) | 59.68 | 89% | 2017-03-28 |
| 25560. | Awais (awais_660) | 59.68 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 25561. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 59.68 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 25562. | DevashishUpreti (just4_kris... | 59.68 | 96.9% | 2023-09-09 |
| 25563. | Julia (strawberrycoco) | 59.68 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 25564. | Dew123 (dew123) | 59.68 | 93% | 2012-12-01 |
| 25565. | NJB (nickj) | 59.68 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 25566. | Nikki (shorty1330) | 59.68 | 95% | 2012-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |