The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8924. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 91.29 | 97% | 2012-07-13 |
| 8925. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 91.28 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8926. | jowo (nismodrift) | 91.28 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 8927. | Naija (naija_w) | 91.28 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 8928. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 91.28 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8929. | Andy (casuallyannoying) | 91.28 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 8930. | James (potatomashed) | 91.27 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8931. | Silent (silent_solous) | 91.27 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 8932. | hehe (anterior) | 91.27 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8933. | Renny (cosmic) | 91.27 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 8934. | reckless (wmcbbyld) | 91.26 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 8935. | Zed (chintimin) | 91.25 | 99% | 2014-12-11 |
| 8936. | Femosis (femosis) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8937. | Megan (lopinroo) | 91.25 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 8938. | Nico (nico_e) | 91.24 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8939. | Uncreative (uncreatively) | 91.24 | 93% | 2013-07-28 |
| 8940. | Timmy (chet09) | 91.23 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 8941. | loo (fuzzyballs) | 91.23 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 8942. | Justice (gumbol) | 91.23 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 8943. | Slay (slay1337) | 91.23 | 92% | 2015-12-29 |
| 8944. | Divide (divide0) | 91.23 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 8945. | S (anvilclash) | 91.23 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 8946. | Quinn (shchekotiki) | 91.22 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 8947. | Starman (gadgetliver) | 91.22 | 99% | 2015-05-13 |
| 8948. | Rob (nyrt4r) | 91.22 | 95% | 2014-05-28 |
| 8949. | redfive (redfive5) | 91.22 | 96.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8950. | Key (malformant) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8951. | Mike (bruteforesight) | 91.22 | 94% | 2013-07-01 |
| 8952. | Tracey (traceyk) | 91.22 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 8953. | bowlingfan21317 (bowlingfan... | 91.21 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |