I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11115. | Dim (jimmylei) | 84.30 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 11116. | Zurran (zurran) | 84.30 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 11117. | ~ (iateadrum) | 84.30 | 95% | 2015-07-16 |
| 11118. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 84.30 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 11119. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 84.30 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 11120. | Ade (itsade) | 84.29 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| 11121. | Xia (xia0907) | 84.29 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11122. | R (renxsis) | 84.29 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 11123. | martha (marthanugget) | 84.28 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 11124. | sam (candle4) | 84.28 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11125. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 84.28 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11126. | casiofx83gt (casiofx83gt) | 84.28 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11127. | Tim (potatoe_man1) | 84.28 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11128. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 84.28 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 11129. | Adolf (adoif) | 84.28 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 11130. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 84.28 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 11131. | yurk (yurk) | 84.27 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
| 11132. | brady (bradyone) | 84.27 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 11133. | Sami Wilf (samiwilf) | 84.27 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 11134. | Wake (wakethefake) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 11135. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 84.27 | 89% | 2016-10-18 |
| 11136. | Rose (demoncia) | 84.26 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
| 11137. | Fatima (fati1333) | 84.26 | 97% | 2026-01-26 |
| 11138. | Alexa (firstplacewinner) | 84.26 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 11139. | Elliot Marklund (helikopetr... | 84.25 | 96.8% | 2025-02-12 |
| 11140. | milan777 (milan888) | 84.25 | 95.3% | 2024-05-18 |
| 11141. | Xashden (xashden) | 84.25 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11142. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 84.25 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 11143. | simonator (realsimonator) | 84.25 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 11144. | Kurumi (kurumiw) | 84.25 | 92% | 2015-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |